• You don't always stumble before you fall, and you don't always fall after you stumble, but you have to fall before you can get up....
• Either way the older I get the more likely I am to break a hip.

• I've often said that silence should not be confused for nobility. Here's a good reason why:
  
  
  
  
  

• A lot of the time I just don't have anything good to say.

• There's no real money in poetry.. Unless you can sing.. .If the guy that wrote all those "Man from Nantuckett" verses could sing, he'd be a millionare.

• Over the years, man has never failed in applying science & technology to further advance the human race:

• Pringles
• PEZ
• Pop-Tarts

• From the Atlantic to the Pacific...
• In flight:
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• "California, tumbles into the sea. That'll be the day I go back to Annadale Monterey San Jose."
• Well I'm here anyway. Hold off on that "tumbling into the sea" until at least Saturday afternoon!
• It always seems to be about money out here.