• I thought that annoying State Farm guy looked a little like someone.

• Well, both of them are annoying.

• History is not the only thing that repeats itself.
• Change change change.
• When someone asks you: "Change for a dollar?" be sure to clarify if they want to know if you have (it), or if you will. This is especially important before you accept the dollar.¹
  
• When it's more important to kick the car merging in your lane, than taking evasive action, things need to change.
• Accepting change requires change.
• I have plenty of change, but I'm out of change.
• I am being figurative or literal? Yes.

• If don't have a dime, don't blog on my time. I can say that now, but the worst is yet to come.
• On another note, you'd have to beat a Lamborghini to even come close:
  
  

• Garden Gnomes. I remember when you could get 3 for $3.99. Now they cost $12.99 (or more) for 3. Nearly $4 per gnome.
  
  What's this world coming to? Gasoline is only $1.50/gallon and they want nearly $4 for a freaking gnome! Had I known back when I got mine I would have stocked up on them.
  
  Seriously a 200% investment is nothing to shake a stick at these days. Think about it. Besides you never know when a gnome might come in handy.
  
  And most importantly, just as orange juice is not for breakfast anymore, Garden Gnomes are not just for gardens anymore. They make awesome gifts for decorating one's office. One should be so lucky to receive such a gift!
  
  

Garden Gnomes: No better way to say "Classy and tasteful"

• You can work years for the greater good in your own way of society...only to find the greatest validation from the few individuals that let you know you made a difference by doing what you believe.
• "I hope you realize this will go down on your permanent record."