I'd like to have an Epiphany
in 2000. And (no offense to the Almighty) I'm not talking about the
religious kind.
I'm at Grandma's cause I promised I'd
stay with her since she thinks all hell might break lose. She asked
me, "can't they just unplug that Y2K computer?" What a
sweetheart!
1/02/00 2:02 PM
Happy New Year to you, Corrine and Mom.
1/03/00 5:21 PM
WHY-TWO-KAY: Well it's official
we all made it.
If you were one to stockpile rations, buy a generator and
bunker down for impending doom, let me be the first to say: HA HA! The
worst thing about it: If you really went off on how horrible things would
be when the Y2K bug hit and your friends and family thought you were a
lunatic/moron/dork, well you've pretty much confirmed their suspicions about
you. I'm still laughing at that idiot on cable access that had a show on
how to dig a latrine because the sewer system wouldn't be working!
1/04/00 11:27 PM
Clues that your a loser: (In case it isn't
obvious)
-You resent your kid for wanting attention while
you feed your cyber addiction (screaming "your driving me
crazy" is such a great esteem builder for a child, don't you
think?)
-You cant get enough of pot.
-You cant get enough of being tied up and
dominated.
I'm sure there's a picture in the dictionary of
who I'm thinking of.
I like to think I'm a pretty generous person,
and I don't ask much in return. But when I feel my generosity
is taken for granted or just plain taken advantage of, I write
people off. The key people that have made that list are on it for
life.. Don't even ask me 'cause they know they are.
1/08/00 10:04 PM
1/13/00 10:34 PM
Another A- for Marketing
Eric (Repinski). is a dad!
1/14/00 5:43 PM
Bank One?
1/21/00 11:59 PM
Emile, why didn't you say it was you?
I didn't know there was an "AnAngel"
among us.
Patrick is beginning to hone his Mac Daddy vibe!
Had a close call at Slate Street. They do
remember me, but they let me in anyway.
Global Dimensions of Business..... It's as
bad as it seems.
1/22/00 10:59 AM
Marcia!
You can search the site now.
1/28/00 5:09 PM
Happy Birthday: Jill,
Patrick, Paul, and Geno:
Mike is getting married!
Can she tell the difference between menopause
and a mental pause?
I got that Pizza oven I always wanted!
Tell me again what good this Delta award is,
Reggie.
2/7/00 12:21 AM
Don't worry, G, I'm still not holding you
responsible. Somebody is to blame though....I'm kidding!
Even the pancit was off that day
Seriously. Thank you
for trying Emilie. I do appreciate it, even if it is a lost cause.
2/14/00 12:05 AM
Happy Valentines Day, Miss
Sincerity. It was all about the money though...I hear you hit $1600 in
Jan...Oh how the
mighty have fallen.
Happy belated birthday, Ms. Kara Mage
Windows 2000 Gold is up and running @
Rιco. Seems great so far.
Started ethics class last week.
A new album is out on Tuesday.
Hey, Emile, I hear G's got an Ace up his
sleeve.
Got a promotion at work. Actually I have the
Dangerous one to thank for that!
Since I know she's gonna hate that picture, I'll have to post
another:
2/28/00 10:00 PM
Tina: When you treat people like crap you
pretty much get what you deserve. Here's a little tip for ya: a lot less on the self centered part and
a lot more on the generosity part would do wonders for you. It's never to late to give up your
addictions (physical and electric/electronic) and make something out of your life!
3/7/00 12:50 AM
At Grandma's this week.
Took the YZF out for time this year. (Headlight modulator and
all) Time to pick a
destination for this years trip!!
Has Ozzie's fate been sealed?
If someone has a crazy look in her eyes, it
probably ain't just a look.
My first B+ in college... There goes
my A streak. Damn. That instructor was a dork!
3/24/00 1:02 AM
Kimberly is tougher than ever...
3/24/00 1:56 PM
Bizzaro BB is back!
3/26/00 10:42 PM
There is love after Vegas.... Bizzaro Baby
Spice! She's so practical: suddenly a dollar is worth a whole lot more to me...
3/28/00 10:15 PM
Sometimes what you've been looking for hardest just
may not even exist.
3/30/00 11:51 PM
Thanks' for dinner, Corrine.
4/3/00 1:28 PM
Ask me about the best $3 I ever spent.
4/9/00 7:32 PM
I never knew preparing for my taxes could be so
much fun! You just need the right helper. And I'm sorry I
didn't do that years ago, Lady....
4/10/00 11:07 PM
Talking with the Taxman about poetry.
And talking with Vince about an IRA.
Last time I go shopping with Becky.
Now I have to figure out how to put a 32" TV in a 27"
space. Anyone want to buy an entertainment center? And I
thought I was saving money!
4/17/00 11:37 PM
Problem solved, but it still cost me more
than I thought (it always does, doesn't it?):
Skorp bought a motorcycle!
4/19/00 1:31 AM
"Stealth Hurl" a phenomenon never
experienced before. Before now. Ugh.
Thanks
for getting me home and to bed, Sue. (and yes, it was a different Sue.)
I broke my drill today. You know that
drill has lasted longer than any of my relationships. I'm
depressed....I really loved that drill. You know I once broke my
lucky screwdriver and in that period of time my wife left me, I almost
went bankrupt, and my car's engine bent two valves. Once that
screwdriver was fixed everything was great. Three years later it
broke again and my girlfriend left me and I almost lost my job.
Coincidence? I think not. If my screwdriver holds that
much power can you imagine how much more a drill has? If I die
before my drill is fixed or replaced, you will know why it happened.
{RETURN to 5/30}
Your wake up house calls are really
quite something,
Becky.
5/6/00 10:15 PM
10:15 on a Saturday night. And the tap
drips under the strip light.....
5/7/00 9:45 PM
Well, I don't think I will ever top last
year's. But at least I can be sure there will be no horrible
aftermath! The Dangerous one rears her ugly head. ;-)
5/12/00 12:01 AM
I think Skorp's been taken hostage in Ohio!
My stomach is still not letting me forget
about 4/19/00...
5/17/00 1:11 PM
Geno and Emily are gonna take the
plunge! They are going to have eight kids!
Absence makes the heart grow fonder!
Fonder of absence that is.
5/21/00 12:11 AM
The more I have to ask, the more I lose
interest.
The can is still broken, all of my systems
are down (except the laptop). My god, I just realized I still haven't
fixed my drill. This must be related.
Love at first site! And since she can keep a secret, I'll keep her.
7/3/00 9:01 PM
Hello to Manila.com! Family of yours Emily?
7/4/00 11:12 PM
238 miles on the Gixxer so far.
I'm old and tired to play whatever game your up to so
let's make it simple: Game Over.
7/6/00 10:15 PM
Sometimes things just break and it isn't really anybody's fault -
it probably did so cause it wasn't strong enough to keep working in the
first place. In that case, it's just probably not worth
fixing. There's nothing wrong with that, we just have to accept
that some things are not meant to be repaired...
And yes, G this also means I will get you a
replacement windshield for your Honda!
Bizzaro Armand strikes back - going to BD's tonight!
Kristi is from Kokomo. Now I get it.
7/7/00 7:15 PM
Got a strange fortune cookie: "Lucky will be coming your
way". At first I thought it was a misprint, but the more I
think about the possibilities...
Alexandria in the summer? Sounds like a plan to me.
See you in the morning, Becky.
7/17/00: PM
eCash seems to be effective bait.....
Grandma is finally back at home and resting.
Who's missing from the tree? I'm not missing anyone.
Hey, LB! Either the Gixxer is winking at ya or I've
installed a headlight modulator. I know what your
getting for Christmas! - I'll even install it for ya.
51 Credits and I'm losing interest...for the most part.
Bob and "high speed chase" don't belong in the
same sentence...
Trevor's little wife told him, "Honey, you should go
out and buy a new motorcycle." Hey Trev! Does she have a
sister?
