- November
- 11/5/01
6:56pm
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Premature reports of my death have been gravely
exaggerated! (Get it? Ha Ha. Oh I kill me!!!
For the second time today...)
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- 11/4/01
12:01am
- • Happy Birthday, Corrine!
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- 11/3/01
3:05am
- • How can eggs go bad? As long as they
don't turn into chickens they should be edible, right?
- • And isn't it ironic that cheese can get moldy?
Isn't that's what cheese is?
- • You'd think I'd have more important things
to think about this hour. It must be the cheese omelet rotting
in my gut...
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- 11/1/01
6:05pm
- • Oh yea. Boo! Happy Halloween, you pagans.
- • Sleep seems to be optional these days.
It's a welcome change.
- • Don't cry for me Anastasia...
- • One is East, the other Deep South. Both running
on ice. West?
- • And one last important thing....
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October
10/30/01
1:49pm
- • Minor Photo Gallery update.
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- 10/29/01
1:04am
- • Minor Photo Gallery update.
- • That's it. Every negative and slide in the house.
Film is dead to me.
- • Cross·road (krôs
 r d ,
kr s-)
n.
- A road that intersects another road.
- crossroads (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
- A place where two or more roads meet.
- A small, usually rural community situated at an intersection
of two or more roads: asked for directions at a remote
crossroads.
- A place that is centrally located.
- A crucial point.
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- 10/26/01
7:41am
- • Last year, Geno and Emily
were in a bad car accident (Yes he still passes
on the shoulder at 100+MPH). I remember
going to the hospital, his face was all smashed up, his head was swollen
like a melon, there were tubes going down his throat.... he looked
pretty grisly. At the time I thought he might die, so I said
a prayer till he came around. Two days later when he was a little
better we
all laughed about it. Okay, well maybe not all of
us. But it's funny now.
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- 10/25/01
12:41am
- • Nancy's Haircuts:
0 down, 0% interest.
- • What evil lurks in the
heart of man? I'll tell ya if you give me a dollar.
- •
I've been moonlighting... If only my day job paid this good!
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- 10/21/01
10:35pm
- • James
finished his racing season today. Third place is pretty good
for a car he's only raced twice. I finished my motorcycling
season today, too. Chances are it's going to be too cold for
anything longer than a spin around the block on the odd 45 degree
winter day. It was a good 154 mile day though.
- • Seasons change, the leaves are all falling and
the colors are almost gone. Somehow it happened and I don't
even remember it starting, only that it finished. Have you ever
noticed that? Seasons never stop changing and turning.
Time escapes no one, except in the sense
that it's passed and you didn't even see it go by, leaving only the
changes it made. For some one season has ended, others have
just begun and some are yet to start. Kind of like generations
changing hands.
- • Dammed if you do and dammed if you don't.
There are probably as many people kicking themselves for taking a
chance as there are for not. So congratulate yourself and curse
yourself in the same breath.
- •
I'm out of sugar coated cereal to eat before going to bed. I'm
going to drink corn syrup instead...
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- 10/20/01
10:44pm
- •
One day riding with 'Busa Bob and I'm lucky enough to get out of another
speeding ticket in the same week. Yes, you can make it to Lake
Geneva from Salem in 7 minutes if your fool enough to follow a fool.
Time for another vehicle to be mothballed.
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- 10/20/01
12:59am
- • P.S. In case you weren't sure,
that was indeed sarcasm. It's a concept that you should
know well, Princess.
- •A new sky in the gallery.
- •Same old torture, different chamber!
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- 10/19/01
12:49am
- • Next victim?
I'm not sure who's asking.
- • You might know who were yesterday
and who you are today, but don't make any big bets on who you might
be tomorrow.
- • At one point everybody tries some sort of snake
oil.
- • I'm trying to think of something funny to put here.
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- 10/17/01
5:49am
- • "But in the early morning
light, I saw the day destroy the night."
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- 10/16/01
11:05pm
- • The Princess is feeling better,
which is good because "the universe and all that is in it"
revolves around her. Or so she would have you believe.
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- 10/16/01
1:49pm
- • It's hard to pick a ripe
apple after October. Not impossible, but
hard. I've seen people cut the rotten sections out and use the
rest of the apple, too. In reality it's a far more practical
solution.
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- 10/14/01
2:28pm
- • I've just been reminded how
long it's been since I've had a ticket. 7 years and still going.
- • Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame one me. Third time's a charm.
- • Welcome to the meeting place of ARDEC.
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- 10/13/01
1:58pm
- • Four months of no soda, no sugar
and healthy eating. I'm going back to junk food.
- • Your coming from here, over
there, right down the street. But you always start at the same place.
- • One more class down. Three
weeks to go. Congregation Or Shalom rocks the house. On
Friday nights anyway. Bim-Bah.
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- 10/12/01
2:48pm
- • Found: One gray and white cat.
Oddly enough, he answers to the name of "Szechwan."
- • What ever happened to the Fat
Boys?
- • Happy Birthday, Jennifer, Steve and TJ.
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- 10/11/01 2:25pm
- • It's isn't much but things just
got about seven percent better.
- • "I
got hit, with the dreamers disease...where your big ideas don't make
connection with your buckling knees..."
- • Don't
laugh at money cause it's bad luck.
- • It's like going back to Bellevue.
I hear you calling. I think. Or is it somebody else?
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- 10/10/01 12:49am
- • Where
have I been? Wondering aimlessly in a far from blissful sleep:
drifting, waking, drifting, waking thinking of what could have been,
what should have been the infinite tomorrows, finite yesterdays
and the endless beauty in the stark reality of human nature and its
never ending ability to hope under the weight of the cold harsh truth
while never denying that everything is, indeed, relative to the sun
or at least relative to something...else.
• And
you thought I was weird with the medication. Could it
be the Frankenberry?
- • Thanks
Jen.
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- 10/09/01
9:04pm
- • Hey things happen, people get
into trouble. Skeletons fill up closets. Chicks go to
prison. Find out why before your sleep with her...
- • Who's back from Florida?
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- 10/08/01
10:20pm
- • Break it down again.
- • Frankenberry.
- • Song of the Day
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- 10/08/01
12:45am
- • Where do these mean women come
from?
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- 10/06/01
2:15am
- • A disturbance in the force:
- • "She was the golden thread
that united him to a Past beyond his misery, and to a Present beyond
his misery; and the sound of her voice, the light of her face, the
touch of her and, had a strong beneficial influence with him almost
always."
- • It's the Crunch Berries I'm
sure.
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- 10/05/01
12:08am
- • Blue, green, brown or gray...What
I'm looking for in a woman is shifty eyes. Oh Yeah.
- • Little Sis' is here - live basement
concert to commence shortly. After
Little House.
- • A new picture or two, but they probably aren't
what you are lookin' for.
- • What are you looking for?
- • 142.5 @ 10%
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- 10/04/01
7:59am
- • Fast sports cars, powerful
handguns and scantily clad women. Look, all men have their weaknesses
and I'm no exception.
- • The Godfather, Part III?
- • Know when to fold. Game
over?
- • Hey look kids: A squid!
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- 10/02/01
12:32am
- • Go outside. Go for a bike ride.
Roll your car windows down while you still can.
- • Stop. Hammer Time!
I have no idea where that came from.
- • Little Sisters leaving town...
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- 10/01/01
2:52pm
- • When I was young I knew everything.
- • Can't this car go any faster?
- • There are three sides to every
story..
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- September
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- 09/30/01 11:27am
- • Crunchberries are not an effective sleep aid.
- • WSBK ain't dead yet, either.
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- 09/29/01 1:12am
- • To get up, you must fall down.
- • To let it all out, you must take it all in.
- • To be acquitted, you must be charged.
- • To be "Recalled to Life" you must
be exiled.
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- 09/28/01 11:56pm
- •
Song of the day: 4C 4F 56 54 52
4C 4F 56 54 52 4C 4F 56 54 52
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- 09/27/01 12:56pm
- •
I told you so:
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- 09/25/01 9:17pm
- • Good moments can't be bought, you have have steal
them.
- • Remember: Chrome don't get you home!
- • Elvis and Sinatra: Cool. Neil Diamond:
Funny. Strange funny, kinda like the RCA dog tilting his head.
No, I'm not even going to comment on Carol King. Who brought
this up anyway?
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- 09/24/01 8:43am
- • Say it ain't so Jordan, Michael.
- • I'm not dead yet.
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- 09/23/01 12:37am
- • Things pass. They pass through us as certain
as a sausage McMuffin does from McDonald's. What passes through
our life is consumed and digested. What we don't keep is discarded
as useless waste. What's left becomes muscle or memory.
Over time muscle become fat and memories become distorted.
Oddly enough scar tissue never changes.
- • You can never do the same thing twice.
Once you've done it the first time it has changed forever.
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- 09/21/01 5:17pm
- • What's your excuse
?
- • "She came for breakfast, and stayed
all week...."
- • The
"table for two" has been turned.
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- 09/20/01 8:35pm
- • America,
land of the free. Say what you want about our country, our
government, and our society. I live here because I want to, not
because I have to.
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- 09/20/01 1:59pm
- • "If you stay in one place long enough,
luck will know where to find you." I'm not sure if that's
good luck or bad luck...
- • If you have false hope, your faith is in fools
and the stars you're wishing on are really satellites, expect
disappointment.
- • Take another drink, have another smoke, eat some
more chocolate. There are 12-step programs for everyone.
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- 09/19/01 7:38pm
- •
Hello Ryan! Shouldn't you be studying?
- • Why do fools fall in love? Women fall in love with us because
they want someone special to share their lives with, take out
the trash, open stuck jars and sometimes,
to build a family with. Men fall in love because women have
body parts that we don't, and quite frankly we're fascinated with
those parts.
- •
And thanks to the saleslady for the the most depressing package I have
ever received.
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- 09/18/01 11:13am
- • Romanticism
and Postmodernism don't mix.
- • SALT, SALT II, START, Minutemen, MX, SS-22,
Eastern Bloc, nuclear cruise missiles in the European Theater,
Warsaw Pact, MIRV's, ABM's and the Iron Curtain. Today, I actually
miss the cold war.
- •
Generation Y, those born after 1980, have no idea of the world we grew
up in. It shows in their self-indulgent, unrealistic
expectations of success without the willingness to work for it.
Their inability to grasp the concept of sacrifice for the only
country on the planet that's willing to put up with their selfish
attitude that the world owes them something, simply because they
exist. To hope that they might be thankful that we don't live
under a Nazi flag or communist rule would be too much to ask for,
because it's simply a concept that they cannot grasp. This is
the price we pay for coddling our children and having the fear of
communism replaced with the love of consumerism.
- • At some point in time every
generation looks at the one behind them and shakes their heads.
Today is Generation X's turn.
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- 09/17/01 1:15am
- • Sometimes you leave the door open, but as time
passes it creeps it's way closed.
- •
When I was in the 7th grade I used to put contact cement on the locker
doors. The janitor had to use a crowbar to pry them open.
Twenty years later I still think it's pretty funny. It really
was quite effective.
- •
Next time you are on a tour, ask the guide questions.
- • Simplify, Simplify, Simplify.
- • Is this the world you wanted?
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- 09/15/01 10:36pm
- • Early Winter.
- • I think your starting to get it.
- •
Happy Birthday, Marge and Taylor!
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- 09/14/01 7:59pm
- • There are good people and there are bad people.
Their actions are what set them apart. What they look like and
where they come from make no difference.3
- • Deciding to hate everyone in a particular
ethnic or religious group is the same narrow minded reasoning these
terrorists used to justify killing countless Americans.
- • Then again it's up to you to separate the
valuable words from the worthless ones.
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- 09/11/01 10:25pm
- • If a picture is worth a thousand words, then we've
seen more today than can be written or said.
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- 09/11/01 6:25am
- • Beware of people that like to be called Aunt or
Uncle, but have no nieces or nephews.
- •
Being bitter is not a God given right, you have to earn to right to be
bitter about something. The problem is once somebody earns that
right, they use it to be bitter about everything.
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- 09/10/0 8:27am
- • You can take girl out of the small town, but you can't take
small town out of the girl.
- • You were right, Maggie.
- • Maybe this all started on 4-12-85?
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- 09/09/0 9:04pm
- • We can't get to there from here.
- • Haga on Ducati for WSK in '02? Keep your fingers crossed.
- • The fan club is expanding.
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- 09/08/01 6:22am
- •
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- •
And that's the end of a decade.
- • China gets broken and it will never be the
same.
- • I hope you realize that this will go down
on your permanent record.
- • I almost forgot this date...
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- 09/07/01 11:48am
- • Long days journey into long nights.
- • Wounded knee?
Just a flesh wound.
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- 09/06/01 2:18pm
- • "You shouldn't rob a bank without a plan,
you shouldn't use your tongue to stop a fan. Smoking on a night
train, chewing on a jelly roll." - Mississippi Gary
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- 09/05/01 1:42am
- • That's what you think!
- • 12 hours of sleep.
- •
One year later, start to finish.
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- 09/03/01 9:42pm
- • Don't it all kinda keep you wondering?
- • Sun
and Sky
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- 09/02/01 7:10pm
- • You must be out of your brilliant mind...
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- 09/01/01 2:10am
- • Where am I?
- • Everywhere in general, but no place in particular.
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